Sing to the tune of the "Gary Owen" also known as “Custer's 7th Cavalry Theme” (How wonderfully apt!)
"Them Marrying Gays" Copyright 2009 Old Pinko
"The Factory’s closing and moving away
The jobs are all gone way south to stay
I’ll be losing my home in a couple of days
But at least I’m protected from them marrying gays!
Got son’s in Iraq for the fifteenth time round
And a daughter with kids lives in a hole in the ground
My mother eats dog food on most of the days,
But at least I’m protected from those marrying gays!
I worship Jesus, it’s right on my arm,
and if you don’t salute, you'll come to great harm,
I love my Lord Jesus. Bless His Sweet Breath.
And if you disagree well we’ll stomp you to death.
I love my country with my heart of hearts
And believe in the Bible-except the soft parts
Pat Robertson’s club’s on the TV all day
Telling me I’m protected from those marrying gays!"